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The Perfect “Herr Selfie!”   31 comments

Herr (Hair) Selfies Smile

As everyone who has ever tried to take the Perfect “Selfie” knows, things don’t always go quite to plan… Confused smile Winking smile

Disasterous Herr selfie

Selfie disaster can strike at any moment causing anything from mild, slightly amused chuckles of disdain all the way through to screaming, horror-struck frustration and a deep sense of darkest doom and gloom…usually leading to a speedy and far more rewarding visit to the unfortunate Selfie-taker’s favourite tipple or/and their largest and most calorific box of naughtier than naughty, but hopelessly irresistible conciliatory chocolates…

It is also of course a painfully well-known fact that Selfies have a mind very much of their own and in the main exist only to cause a whole range of Selfie psychological disorders…these are, quite naturally, not at all easily ironed out and inevitably end up full of unsightly creases leading to a whole new batch of Selfie disasters Winking smile

Pinched Herr selfie

Hence the appearance of a whole new breed of Selfie…The Herr (Hair) Selfie! If you thought the taking of a good Selfie was leading you into a whole new world of psychological disasters consider the Herr Selfie minefield for a moment …

The Twirly-Tripping Herr Selfie is the cause of many a seasoned Selfie taker sobbing uncontrollably into their camera’s latest top-of-the-range len’s whilst clinging hopelessly to a very large tub of dynamite-strength hair gel…

Twirly tripping Herr selfie

Windblown Herr Selfies are always a little worrying….

Windblown Herr selfie

And of course the camera settings can change at will, the Wrong colour Herr Selfie being a favourite of any self-respecting Herr selfie camera…. and nothing at all to do with the Herr Selfie taker themselves…. Smile

Wrong colour Herr selfie

The Out of focus, fragmented Herr Selfie is another time tested favourite in Herr Selfie disasters….

Out of focus fragmented Herr selfie

and the Herr Rastafarian Dreadlock Selfie is not unheard of in the right circumstances either….

Rastafarian Herr selfie

However! Before you lose the will to live it IS possible to produce the Perfect Herr Selfie!!! Winking smile

Perfect Herr selfie

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